The war doesn’t end with death
It is this blog’s sad duty to report that actor Roy Scheider has passed. Scheider is probably the most celebrated film icon in the War on Animals for blowing the head off of a great white shark in...
View ArticleWar pauses for no one
Though SG was off last week, the War of Animals did not take a single day off, we believe this is mostly because there was no cease fire agreed to by officials on either side. So, in an effort to keep...
View ArticleWinning the battles, losing to the horse
For those of you who had thought you had seen the last of the lead hooker on Sex and the City, your nightmare isn’t over. Apparently Sarah Jessica Parker, who has a close connection to the horse...
View ArticleAvast! We be thwarted by the scurvy cougar/horse alliance again
These be tough time in these evil waters. Just when it appeared we be done with those lasses clearly based off of some of the less than reputable women from Singapore, the war wages on. It appears we,...
View ArticleIt’s a golden age for the Elmer’s industry
Listen. Do you hear it? That wonderful sound whistling through the air? It’s the blessed sound of silence. But no, no lambs were involved. For today, we instead heard … … The Silence of the Horses....
View ArticleWarrior(s) of the Week challenger: Franck’s Pharmacy
Earlier this week, we told you about how a bunch of horses from Venezuela “mysteriously died” just hours before a polo race. Well, it would now seem that the actual culprit was Franck’s Pharmacy, which...
View ArticleHorses decreasing, mystery burgers more popular
It’s a bad time to be a horse in Florida. Then again, that statement assumes there was ever a good time to be a horse in Florida. Anyway, horses are being killed by people other than their owners. No...
View ArticleIt’s just like the cowboys used to do it
Some say our government is not doing enough in the War on Animals. They may be right, but that argument just got a bit worse, because they’re rounding up the wild horses in Nevada. They say that some...
View ArticleTake it from Snee: A few more things
As I established last “lightning round,” there are certain thoughts I have that don’t really make an entire Take it from Snee. They’re just ideas I save up from stories I read and, when the week’s...
View ArticleIt’s legal to dress like a T. rex, court rules
There’s a lot of bad news out there lately, and not just that pretty much every famous guy is a sex monster. But it’s in these dark times that the light of good news shines even brighter. That’s why...
View ArticleStudy: Horses judge you for your RBF
Horses are always watching and judging you, which means they truly are nags. According to a recent study, horses are constantly studying your expressions, and will remember and judge you if you make an...
View ArticleThis is what society has come to: hugging cows
We, as a nation, have gone soft. People don’t have any backbone anymore. We’re all so concerned about hurting peoples’ feelings that we forget who we are and who our enemies are. For example, people...
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